The
Cartoons
by Franko
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Registrar's Reflections The Registrar is sitting out by his pond with an Indian deity contemplating the metamorphosis of tadpoles and their environment. Frogs are scared of the French. Maybe that's why the prince shies from the Parisian pout? But these lips are inspired by Scarlett Johannsen, maybe the frog is happy as a frog? Pucker up friends for another journey into the Registrar's pool of reflections. (click above) |Exit| |
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Johnny is still young Close your eyes ... arwoo! ... and I'll kiss you ... arw woo woo woo ... My safari suit's powder blue ... etc. |Exit| |
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Cartoon Search Having
just arrived back east from the wild west (of Australia) I had
to track down some cartoons. This is the warm up drawing. |Exit| |
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Chook cough Avian flu infects the brain of the cartoonist. I had to get this greenish coughing chicken out of my head. |Exit| |
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Common Seal The Veterinary Surgeons Board is changing its common seal, which it has had since 1911. I wonder if they will get an uncommon seal? |Exit| |
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Principles of Conscious Living I read the article entitled "Principles of Conscious Living". It was a philosophical discussion and I really had to concentrate hard to assimilate it into my reality. I thought maybe such principles would find it hard to exist in a veterinary universe where the beings are not actually conscious of their lives? Unfortunately we all don't have Mr. Bok to beam us up when our universe is not where we want to be. (Mr. Bok appears below). I enjoyed doing the squiggles and the space suit. Subconcious, hence the periscope. |Exit| |
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Public Liability A legal article states that the vet may be found liable if something goes wrong in a case, or consult / farm visit due to faulty equipment. It gave me the opportunity to wheel out the slightly modified chicken catapult. |Exit| |
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Pet Universe Here is Mr. Bok. Someone, somewhere, out there (far, far, away) thought it wasn't enough to have a 'practice', or a 'clinic', or a 'hospital', or even a 'centre'. They had to go where no chicken (or cat) has gone before and claim a 'universe'. |Exit| |
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Defusing Explosive Clients Mrs. Foobar is not happy. |Exit| |
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2006 VSB Elections The
more I look at this cartoon, the more I think I'll be in trouble.
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Rage This
article grabbed my imagination. Something about a dog tied to
a cart has to move when the cart moves or be strangled. Well
my dog has stopped the cart because it wanted to sniff a flower
like most dogs do when out walking. |Exit| |
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Stress Threshold The
stress maggot is wearing a bridal veil Espresso is the key to the twilight zone. |Exit| |
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The Veterinary Profession has untapped potential The dam profession is full of potential scientists. Who better to call than the plumber? No ordinary plumber as you can see by the way he levitates over the thin trickle of a stream of consciousness. And by the depth and handsomeness of his tradesperson's cleavage. |Exit| |
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Incidental cartoon This is my comment on a client questioning whether a veterinarian is qualified to examine cat ear wax. Someone's brain must have fallen out. That's ear wax's main function, to stop that happening. Even more deplorable it was a vet that put the question in the client's head. Ear wax is a fine substance to sharpen a surrealist's mustachio but not so for a lawyer's pencil, so keep checking it on your own microscope and send the important stuff to the pathologist, like bird pooh. |Exit| |
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Workplace Safety Finally
I've seen it put down in words. |Exit| |
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